We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Nottingham Forest
We hate Liverpool too,
We hate Manchester City
But United we love you

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!

We're the best behaved supporters in the land

We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)

We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose
We're a right bunch of b*st*rds
Right bunch of b*st*rds
Right bunch of b*st*rds when we lose

One song
You've only got one song
You've only got one song
(chanted at Leeds United supporters)

United Road (to the tune of country road)

United Road, take me home
To the place, I belong;
To Old Trafford, to see United;
Take me home, United road

United Calypso

If ever they are playing in your town,
You must get to that football ground;
Take a lesson come and see,
Football taught by Matt Busby;
Manchester, Manchester United;
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserve to be knighted!

Busby Boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
Hello, hello, we are the Busby Boys
And if you are a City fan surrender or you'll die
We all follow United

Diego

Diego woah-oh
Diego woah-oh
He comes from Uruguay
He made the scousers cry
Diego woah-oh
Diego woah-oh

O'Shea - to the tune of when Jonny goes marching in

When Jonny goes marching down the wing
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Jonny goes marching down the wing
O'Shea! O'Shea!
When Jonny goes marching down the wing the stretford end will f*ckin sing...
We all know that Jonny's going to score!
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na!

Paul Scholes - to the tune of Kum Ba Yah

He scores goals galore, he scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals.
He scores goals my lord, he scores goals,
Paul Scholes, he scores goals